Poor Jack Ringtones

I lay my head on the railroad tracks I'm waiting for the double E The railroad don't run no more Poor, poor, pitiful me Poor, poor, pitiful me Poor, poor, pitiful me These young girls won't let me be Lord have mercy on me, woe is me Well, I met a girl in West Hollywood Well, I ain't naming names But she really worked me over good She was just like Jesse James She really worked me over good She was a credit to her gender She put me through some changes Lord Sort of like a waring blender Poor, poor, pitiful me Poor, poor, pitiful me These young girls won't let me be Lord have mercy on me, woe is me Woo! Poor, poor, pitiful me Poor, poor, pitiful me These girls won't let me be Lord have mercy on me, woe is me I met a girl at the rainbow bar She asked me if I'd beat her She took me back to the hired house I don't wanna talk about it (hut!) Poor, poor, pitiful me (woo) Poor, poor, pitiful me (Hut! Never mind) Poor, poor, pitiful me (Woo-hoo, yeah) Poor, poor, pitiful me

Well, I lay my head on the railroad track Waitin' on the double E But the train don't run through here no more Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor pitiful me Oh, these boys won't let me be Lord, have mercy on me Woe, woe is me Well, I met a man out in Hollywood And I ain't namin' names But he really worked me over good Just like Jesse James Yes, he really worked me over good He was a credit to his gender He put me through some changes, Lord Sorta like a wearing blender Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor pitiful me Oh, these boys won't let me be Lord, have mercy on me Woe, woe is me Well, I met a boy in the Vieux-Carré Down in Yokohama He picked me up, and he threw me down Sayin', "Please, don't hurt me, mama" Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor pitiful me Oh, these boys won't let me be Lord, have mercy on me Woe, woe is me Poor, poor, poor me Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor, poor me Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor, poor me Poor, poor pitiful me

Poor Fool Poor Fool Poor Fool Poor Fool He's worked for minimum wage Even survived the dole But he doesn't owe a penny To a living soul Poor Fool He doesn't drive a big car Or wear designer clothes He tries hard to save a little But a little soon goes Poor Fool Any millionaire would tell him He should forget his foolish pride And take the whole world for a ride But he's a fool (Poor fool) He's a fool (Poor fool) Poor Fool Poor Fool Poor Fool Poor Fool He'd never steal from you He wouldn't tell you a lie Even people that don't like him Say he's straight as a die Poor fool He always pays all his bills His tax is PAYE There's no plastic in his pocket Only paper money Poor fool And the bankers they would tell him He should forget his foolish pride And take the whole world for a ride But he's a fool (Poor fool) He's a fool (Poor fool) Poor Fool Poor Fool Poor Fool Poor Fool Never a borrower be He learned that way back in school But now you can't get educated If you don't break that rule Poor Fool He did his best for his boys But they're so different to him They already owe a fortune And they're not yet men Poor fool And Mistra know it all would tell him He should forget his foolish pride And take the whole world for a ride But he's a fool (Poor fool) He's a fool (Poor fool) Poor Fool Any millionaire would tell him He's a fool (Poor fool) And the bankers they would tell him He's a fool (Poor fool) And Mistra know it all would tell him He's a fool (Poor fool) He's a fool He's a fool He's a fool (Poor fool) He's a fool He's a fool He's a fool (Poor fool) He's a fool He's a fool He's a fool (Poor fool) He's a fool He's a fool He's a fool (Poor fool) He's a fool He's a fool